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You ever listen to a song and think “wow I shouldn’t relate to this as much as I do”

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I don’t think she realizes how complex lentic and lotic systems are I’m going to end up with like 40 slides for each PowerPoint fuck

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it’s not even so much that I hate GIVING presentations as I hate MAKING them. I don’t really have stage fright or anything I just hate making power points.

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tokeyorose:

99% of the time you try to take pictures of a betta, they end up as a blur of color.

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fishmostly:

portmanteau should be a verb as well as an adjective :(

this still really bothers me

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brambleforest:

fishmostly:

Also I bought a honey gourami when I was in Dallas. I wanted a banded gourami, but I wouldn’t feel comfortable putting it in a 10 gallon tank. I want to feed him some Betta pellets but I’m pretty sure my rasboras will be little pigs and steal them. Maybe I’ll dump a bunch in next feeding and see if he manages to get any.

This is actually the first proper gourami I’ve ever owned (I say “proper” because Joel insists bettas are gourami because they’re in the family that Wikipedia clearly states should be referred to as gourami and also I’ve had paradise fish).

Family Osphronemidae are collectively referred to as “Gouramis”, yeah. Interestingly  enough, this does not include the Kissing Gourami (family 
Helostomatidae)

Good morning to you, too.

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Help my dog is trying to dominate me I think I need to call Caesar Milan to alpha roll her.

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Also I bought a honey gourami when I was in Dallas. I wanted a banded gourami, but I wouldn’t feel comfortable putting it in a 10 gallon tank. I want to feed him some Betta pellets but I’m pretty sure my rasboras will be little pigs and steal them. Maybe I’ll dump a bunch in next feeding and see if he manages to get any.

This is actually the first proper gourami I’ve ever owned (I say “proper” because Joel insists bettas are gourami because they’re in the family that Wikipedia clearly states should be referred to as gourami and also I’ve had paradise fish).

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It’s kinda sad because you can clearly see which rasboras I’ve had for awhile and which ones are juveniles. Hopefully a good diet and water changes will make them color up sooner!

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hi-i-like-reptiles:

malformalady:

Garter snake hatchlings

fishmostly

[squealing intensifies]

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Anonymous : Why are you so based?

plebcomics:

because if i wasnt id be an acid

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u ever grab a flashlight and just go creep on your fish in the middle of the night